Iowa Mayor Accused of Random Acts of Kindness Steps Down

Recent accusations from town residents have forced a popular, four-term Iowa mayor to resign. “I couldn’t keep silent anymore,” revealed “concerned citizen” Grace S. “She was just too nice. It started when she agreed to donate her salary to the local pound. And it just got worse.” “The free chocolate chip cookies in city hall are what did it for me,” explained Ralph K. “Just totally inappropriate.”