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  • Today's Word

Shambalic

Shambalic

Shambalic

Crazed state of mind from listening to Three Dog Night song marathon.

  • Today's Yoga Asana

Maryjasana

Maryjasana

Maryjasana

Takes you to a higher level.

  • God/Op-God

10,000 steps

10,000 steps

God

Take 10,000 steps today.

Op-God

Surf 10,000 sites today.

  • Today's Yoga Asana

Say-asana

Say-asana

Say-asana

Getting your teeth checked as you sit in sukhasana.

  • Today's Expression

Brexit

Brexit

Brexit

When last night's tequila makes this morning's breakfast come back up.

  • Today's Yoga Asana

Namasnite

Namasnite

Namasnite

Spending the night recovering from a day of extreme hot yoga.

  • Today's Expression

At the end of the day

At the end of the day

At the end of the day…

...you need to stop saying “at the end of the day.”

  • Today's Yoga Asana

Chubby Checkasana

Chubby Checkasana

Chubby Checkasana

Listening to 60’s dance music while doing a yoga twist.

  • Message from the parallel universe

.kcab ruoy tog ev’I

.kcab ruoy tog ev’I

.kcab ruoy tog ev'I

  • Today's Word

Bandwidth

Bandwidth

Bandwidth

The capacity of your waist to go the extra inch in pizza consumption.

[pi•tahrd] 1. an explosive device formerly used in warfare

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